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Avoiding Religion

Pullthru tells us about the f-heads of Zerozone.

Numbering in the tens of millions, each touched by the story of the living god who died, they each believed themselves to be the one true reincarnation of King Xrist.

Many carried titanium swords emblazoned with swirling golden runes of ancient wisdom, or bargain bin soft-edged tin affairs if the real thing was unavailable.

Hundreds of millions more were not so proud or foolish as to assume that they alone were the Lord´s chosen. But they too understood plainly the essential messages of the ancient myth and knew from their own thoughtful meditations that they were true:

The compact between governor and governed is a voluntary association.

Arrogant governments are not long endured.

Civilians of Zerozone avoided the wrath of the f-heads by stating bluntly that they will be very happy to believe in God the very day they get to see Him flying through the sky with flames shooting out of His anus, as had been clearly prophesied.

Most f-heads, when faced with a potential sycophant, acquiesce to a longer wait.

With crosswind tossed hair and outstretched arms, just like the mythical Xrist, f-heads were common on Zerozone and best treated with respect. Some of them really were kings.

The illuminatit were much more difficult to deal with.


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