All on Television

The people slept and watched great men doing wonderful things on their televisions, Pullthru tells us, munching the deep fried anal sphincters of the commonplace onion beasts that plagued the verdant coastal forest regions.

Bookmakers made fortunes and fortunes were lost betting on the outcome of battles.

A great machine was built, an iron idol, computerised, with glowing eyes, seemingly in possession of an independent spirit, it executed any who refused to bow before it.

The engineers who designed the machines that designed and built the machines that built it were never captured.

The soldier who succeeded in getting close enough to destroy it won honour, fame and a huge purse of gold.

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